Safety Not Guaranteed
Signature Theatre
4200 Campbell Avenue Arlington
4200 Campbell Avenue Arlington
WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED. After seeing this classified ad, ambitious journalist Darius sets out on an expedition to find its writer. When she agrees to go along for the ride, however, Darius finds herself in way over her head.
Mar 3, 2026 - Apr 12, 2026
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