The Eight: Reindeer Monologues at Maryland Ensemble Theatre (MET)

Despite what the carols may claim, it's not all jolly good times at the North Pole. Now, Santa's seemingly trustiest helpers -- his reindeer -- are ready to dish the dirt on "jolly" old St. Nick in The Eight: Reindeer Monologues. This Christmas comedy, written by Jeff Goode and directed by Tim Seltzer, finds the flying sleigh-pullers in a mood to not hold anything back. You'll hear of Vixen's scandal, tales of Santa's real personality, and get a read on what the elves are really like. And red-nosed Rudolph isn't safe from his less-famous friends' ire -- his little secret will be exposed as well.