Drunk Dracula Brings Booze, Bites, and Big Laughs to The Sage Theatre

Washington, DC is about to get a new kind of Halloween thrill. From September 24 through November 2, 2025, the Sage Theatre will host Drunk Dracula—a riotous, liquor-fueled retelling of Bram Stoker's legendary tale, created by the same mischievous minds behind the hit Drunk Shakespeare. This outrageous comedy invites audiences to sink their teeth into the ultimate seasonal event: one part vampire lore, one part late-night drinking game, and all parts chaos.

Drunk Dracula at The Sage Theatre

Every performance begins the same way: one actor downs five shots before attempting to guide the cast through Stoker's gothic novel. The result? A hilariously unpredictable mix of bloodsucking drama, off-the-cuff improvisation, and plenty of modern pop culture digs. No two shows are the same, and no audience member knows exactly what to expect-except a lot of laughter.

After centuries of lurking in his Transylvanian castle, Dracula is back and thirstier than ever. This time, he sets his fangs on the nation's capital, while a ragtag crew of vampire hunters-led by the delightfully named Buffy Van Yuengling-tries to bring him down. It's campy, clever, and just the right amount of creepy to carry you through spooky season.

Drunk Dracula is adapted by Lori Wolter Hudson and directed by Michelle Cowles, with performances staged in the Sage Theatre's hidden speakeasy-inspired library at 1100 13th St., NW. It's an intimate setting perfectly suited to the wild antics and interactive nature of the show.

The production features a rotating cast of performers from the Drunk Shakespeare Society, including Jordan Brown, Alexander Bryan, Matt Castleman, Ian Charles, Julia Link, Sarah Middough, Vish Shukla, Jacob Thompson, Tia Thomas, and Erin Viets. Together, they deliver an unpredictable mash-up of theatre, improv, and alcohol-fueled mayhem.

Dubbed a New York Times Critics Pick, the Drunk Shakespeare format has been entertaining audiences for years, turning literary classics into laugh-out-loud spectacles. With Drunk Dracula, the formula leans even harder into Halloween mischief, promising a show brimming with spooky hijinks, outrageous asides, and maybe even a little "necking."

Performances run Tuesday through Sunday, and tickets start at $49. For those who like to live like royalty, the exclusive Royal Experience ($500 for two) offers front-row throne seating, a bottle of champagne, hand-crafted cocktails, sweet treats, and even the chance to influence the action on stage as the evening's Count and Countess.

Theatre in DC fans don't have to break the bank to experience this hilarious and haunting production. You can grab discounted DC theatre tickets for Drunk Dracula by clicking here. It's the perfect way to enjoy a night of spooky fun, laughter, and a little bit of bloodsucking mayhem—without draining your wallet.

Whether you're a fan of Dracula, a lover of Halloween, or simply in the mood for a night of raucous comedy and strong drinks, Drunk Dracula is one DC theatre experience not to miss. Just don't be surprised if the Count himself gets a little too close for comfort.