Drunk Pirates
1100 13th Street NW Washington
After years at sea chasing rumors of Captain Flint's lost treasure, a crew of cunning pirates is ready to strike gold. There's just one problem: one professional actor has taken 5 shots of rum and is now attempting to perform a major role in Treasure Island. Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional, and the plank is always a possibility. As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with Long John Silver and a crew of suspiciously mutinous pirates, the adventure begins to slip further off course. Alliances shift, sword fights ensue, and slurred monologues threaten to sink the entire voyage.
Thru - Sep 12, 2026
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